So I wanna make a new dA. |: < But I can't think of a name. Hmmmmmmmm.

STOLE FROM REN. I wanted a break from homework soooooo ffffffffffffyeah.

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars. (It's my cat dammitttttt)
[/] I tan easily.
[/] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
[x] I've been thought as opposite gender of mine. |: Many times online, twice at stores.
[ ] I hate my dad.
[ ] I hate my mom.
[ ] I have a brother.
[x] I have a sister.
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[x] Sometimes I feel left out by my parents.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday. ( |D a boy and a girl)
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (lol, like, a lot.)
[/] I almost always do my homework. (Haaaaaa. Actually, I've been doing it more often)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (STREP THROAT, IT'S AWWWWRIGHT)
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[/] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (LAWL NOT EL OH EL)
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (Mufasaaaaaaaaa)
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[/] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend. (Family, but not friends)
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I was born in a different country.
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[/] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (I chickened out half-way)
[xxxxxxx] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. ( LOL MICAH )
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[going toooo] I've met someone in person from myspace. (not MySpace though. ew. )
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi. ( yummmmm )
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ ] I'm single. For over 18 years. (16 yo)
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I'm bi
[ ] I'm gay
[ ] I've had sex
[ ] I've had phone sex (lolwut)
[ ] I've had sex in public. ( Ewww )
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[/] I've hugged a stranger. ( I met there just before the hug eeeeeee)
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of the house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've consumed alcohol. ( IT TASTED WEIRD. )
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed. ( fffffff GODDAMN POT HEADS)
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (I WAS LITTLE AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE CANDY)
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[/] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (avoiding church and cleaning, yeahhhhhhh)
[/] I've hurt myself on purpose. (I uppercutted myself)
[ ] I've woken up crying.
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[/] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[x] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[ ] I own a cosplay outfit.
[x] I know what cosplay means.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun. (what's that)
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie. ( gross dude )
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[depends] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[xxxxxx] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[/] I curse regularly.
[/] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[/] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (IT WAS A STAR WARS RINGTONE BUT THEN THE PHONE GOT LOST)
[/] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[/] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x] I've worn pajamas to school. (UNDER MY PANTS WHEN I WAS LIKE 9)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. ( 1i3|< 0|\/|164\/\/|> 77|_`/ |_0|_[liek omigawd ttly lol])
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[xxxxxx] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[/] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. ( Last year in Biology kindaaaa )
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[/] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[/] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[/] I loathe labels
[/] I like action movies
[ ] I like horror movies
[ ] I like chick flicks
[/] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before
[ ] I can't spell
[x] I treasure my friends.
[/] I think of others before myself
[/] I got lots of anime posters on the walls in my room. (used to have pokemon posters but took 'em down when I moved)
[ ] I have two personalities
[x] I hate war
[x] All of those are answered honestly

|: Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Stupid runny nose and sneezing and headaches.


Real Name: Audel
Lives: Texas. |: Howdy y'all, I drivez mah horsus ta skool, a-hyuck.
Birthday: September 16
Pets: Two cats and a fish. :>
Race: Hispanic. ahm here 2 taek ur job ese holmes
Natural hair colour: dark brown. |: Damn.
Eye colour: Brown.
Skin color: ...Iunno. It's horribly uneven.
Glasses/contacts?: Glasses.
Piercings: Nope.
Tattoos: Gross.
Braces: I was gonnaaaa, but no.
Other distinctive markings: Uh. idk
Siblings: Little sister.
Horoscope: Virgo
Chinese Horoscope: Monkey
Talents: Does being able to make squeaky sounds count.
Weakness: Uhhhh. Idunno. Their somewhere thoughhh
Likes: video gamessssssssss and internetttttt and musicccccc and friendssssssss and yeahhhhh
Dislikes: Uh. Weaboos. The "^______^ omg dass liek soooo kawaii lol stop being so baka u silly u omg nartos mineeeee datebayoooo" kind.:> Twilight and CdF and any other teen fiction made me hate vampires.
Hobbies: Being online. And with friends. Anddoodling.
Obsession: Iunno
What kind of artwork do I like: Depends.
Fav anime/cartoon: Idunno and Idunno.
Hated anime/cartoon: The overrated ones with 4366543265436345 episodes and idiot fangirls. :>
Guilty Pleasure: o bby
Fav TV show: Iunno.
Fav Comic: Do webcomics counttttt.
Fav Movie: Star Wars yooooo. And the Pokemon movies. And animated Disney movies.
Hated Movie: Disturbia. And any Disney Channel crap.
Fav band: Iunno.
Hated Band: Jonas Brothers. MOAR LIEK JEWNAS BROTHERS AMIRITE.
Fav singer: Iunno.
Hated Singer: HANNAH BANANNAH and Disney Channel artists. |D I hope they all burn in a fire.
Fav Kind of music: Uhhhh. I like alternative right now I guess.
Hated kind of music: RAP IS CRAP Y'ALLZ
Fav Animal: Nyaaaaoooo. Cat.
Hated Animal: I don't really like dogs. Does that count.
Fav country: ...what.
Fav book: I ONLY READ BOOKS FOR SCHOOL. 8D
Fav Food: I'm hungry now.
Fav game/sport: Pokemon/DodgeballIguess

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: I want tooo. Piano weeeee.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: ...ohgodwhat.
Like to sing?: Alone, sometimes.
Have a job?: Sadly, no. :<
Have a cell phone?: Yeah.
Like to play sports?: Ew, no.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope. 8D
Have a crush on someone?: Maybe
Exercise daily?: Idunno.
Like school?: Sometimes.

HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?: No.
Lied to get out of trouble?: Maybe.
Had a computer crash?: Yes. Stupid chat-avenue and Windows 98. >(
Gotten lost in your city?: Maybeeee.
Seen a shooting star?: I bet they look pretty.
Been to any other countries?: Yep.
Ever had a serious surgery?: I broke my jaw when I was a year old, does that count.
Been arrested?: Nooo.
Done drugs?: Nope.
Had alcohol?: Beer tastes funny.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Almost.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: I got dragged to a PTO meeting 'cause mom thought it was mandatory if that counts.
Swore at your parents?: |: ...Perhaps.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: fgdhgfdsgfd ;___________; what
Broken a bone?: Nope.
Gotten stitches?: It hurtedddd
Bitten someone?: I don't remember
Cried for the pets?: Yes.
Destroyed the furniture?: It was flimsy. D:
Stayed up late at night?: lolololol Obviouslyyyy.
Curse at others?: Depends.
Had a crush on the idol or TV character?: No.

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruit
Black/white: ...are you talking people or color
Lights on/lights off: Off. wait. How dark? I need a dim source of lightttt.
Summer/winter: Eeeeeeeeeee, cold. Winter.
Snow/rain: IWANTSNOWIWANTSNOWIWANTSNOWIWANTSNOW.
Rock/rap: Rock
Meat/vegetarian: Meatatarian. Veggies are good too. |D
Chocolate/vanilla: Vanilla
Ocean/swimming pool: Pooool. THEOCEANSCARESME.
Pink/purple: Purple. That one really light purple. Lavender I think.
Cat/dog: Cat
Jeans/skirt: Jeans
Winter break/spring break: Winter Break. |D Comes with Christmas and New Year.
Spring/autumn: Autumn
War/Peace: Peace, duh.

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: Iunno.
Cool?: Lolno.
Pretty?: Idunno.
Sarcastic?: Don't think so.
Lazy?: Yep. |D
Hyper?: ...Idunno.
Friendly?: I guess.
Evil?: ...What.
Smart?: I guess.
Strong?: Nooo.
Dorky?: Maybe. :>
Bad-tempered?: Perhaps. GOAWAY.
Blunt?: Uhhh. Rarely I guess.
Square?: PSH. I'M A RHOMBUS.
Curious?: ...What kinda curious

ARE YOU A/AN...
Goth?: Ew.
Nerd?: THE RULE OF TWO WAS ABOLISHED BY DARTH KRAYT WHEN HE ESTABLISHED THE RULE OF ONE IN 130 ABY WITH THE NEW SITH ORDER.
Hippie?: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. My hands are soooooo huuuuuuge mannnnnnnnnnnnnn
Emo?: PEOPLE IN 8TH GRADE THOUGHT I WAS. dsagfsfds AND THE CUTS ARE CAT SCRATCHES DAMMIT.
Goody-Two Shoes?: Ew, lawful good.
Tomboy?: ...Aren't I already a boy
Gay/lesbian?: Not that I know of. |:
Outsider?: Iunno. |D I didn't fit in middle school if that counts. GODDAMNHIGGERSRAPPIN'ANDDANCIN'
Religious freak?: Ewwwww, religious logicccccc.
Rocker?: No
Gangsta?: PSH. I'M BLAKA DAN BLAK CUZ AHM BLAK Y'ALL AND AHM BLAKITY BLAK AN AHM BLAK Y'ALL AND AHM BLAKITY BLAK Y'ALL ZIGGY GEE DAWWWG IN DA HOUSEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOO FOOOOO

wait, what

DO YOU CARE ABOUT...
Animal rights?: Yes. Does eating meat cancel it out, though?
Religion?: God, no. Goddamn religious people starting wars over religion. Jeez.
Human Rights?: Yep.
Politics?: Ffffffff, depends.
Environment rights?: I like trees. They make nice shade.
Sexism?: Sure, but I still don't get why women want to get treated equally, and when they do they're all "Nooooo, ahm a wuman an dat maeks me weekur dan you u gotta be manly mannnnn"
Gay rights?: Iguess.

LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY )
What kind of computer do you have?: eMachines (go ahead and laugh)
What grade/level of studies are you in?: High school sophomore
How many posters do you have in your room?: I used to have like 3, but then they went away
How many books in your room?: If manga and guides counts, a lot.
Who else should take this quiz?: Whoever wants to take it?

OKAYSO. MICAH. THAT HOBAG. TAGGED ME WITH THIS RANDOM 8 FACT THING. AND THEN I READ KATIE'S SO FUCK. DOUBLE FUCK. BUT I WILL ONLY DO EIGHT. FOR I AM FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUSSSSSSSSSSSS

...wat


OKAYSO.

NUMBER ONE!
-I won't really talk to you unless you talk to me first. Because I'm too much of a goddamn introvert and not liking of people. And if you talk to me (sometimes), I'll end up leeching to you. JustlookatMicahandKatie.

NUMERO DOS
-I LIKE ONLINE MORE THAN IRL. EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE YOU CAN'T GIVE HUGS OR HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. BUT I LIKE THE PART WHERE YOU CAN BE A MARY SUE IF THEY KICK YOU OR SOMETHING VIA THE INTERNET.

NOMBRE TROIS
-I only know my best friend via the Internet. At least 'till Oni-Con comes around, eeeeee.:c ..isn'tthatkindasad. BUT EITHER WAY. SHEISMYBFFANDITWILLSTAYTHATWAYUNTILSOMETHINGBADHAPPENSBETWEENUS. BUT WE SHALL REMAIN STATE BUDDIES UNTIL ONE OF US MOVES AWAYORDIESORSOMETHINGHOPEFULLYNOTDIE.

NUMBER FOUR (NOIDIDN'TRUNOUTOFLANGUAGESSTFU)
-I CHANGE MY MIND A LOT. A LOT, A LOT. LIKE, FROM "LOLHAYGUISE, THAT POKEMON SHIRT LOOKS PRETTY NIFTY DOESN'T IT?" TO "FUCK, SOME HOT TOPIC SHIT HAS THAT SHIRT. NEVER MIND, I HATE IT. I WANT IT TO BURN IN SATAN'S TOILET. GTFO SHIRT."

NUMBER FIVE
-I GOT MY FIRST KISS WHEN I WAS FOUR. THIS ONE FIVE-YEAR OLD MOM USED TO BABYSIT CAME ONTO ME. ;o; It was like rapeorsomething. Except I didn't know what was going on. 'cause I was four. So I just sat there. andthenmomcameinandyankedheroffame. Now either. IT REALLY HAPPENED. OR IT WAS SOME REALLY WEIRD DREAM.

NUMBER SIX!
-Sometimes I wish my friends were my family. |D 'cause then it'd a really fun family. And we'd all live in a huge house that pays the bills on its own. Yaaaaaaaay.

NUMBER SEVENELEVEN
-;o; I wish I was a kid forever. I refuse to grow up. Iwannabeakidagainnnnn. D: Live the good times again. Youknow, classic Pokemon, Freakazoid, original Cartoon Network, and all that other good stuff. ;w; remember the days there were only 151 Pokemon? And when we knew nothing of puberty and our minds were puuuuure? ;o; Childhood,howImissyou.

THE LAST ONEEEEEEEE
-I HAVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IDEA WHATSOEVER ON WHAT MY FUTURE LIFE WILL BE LIKE. Will I go to Baylor? Whoknows. Will I drop out of high school? Beats me. Will I move away in the next four years? Perhaps. Perhaps not. What will my career be? Iunno. Will I meet Marly or Kay or anyone else? Maybe. Don't know yet.


OKAYSO. I'M DONE. ANDAND. WHO SHALL BE TAGGED?
Who will it beeeee, this taggingperson that I did seee? Can you help me guess this mysteryyyyy~?

THE TAGGED PERSON.
IS.
NONE OTHER THAAAAAAAAN.
-DRUMROLL!!!-

Kaaaaaaay.

I'mtaggingyou'causeyouknowofMicahandKatiekk. And their chain of tagging led to me. Sonowyouhavetosuffertoo.